20 Hugot Lines of Sen. Santiago That Will Make You Miss Her Even More!

The Iron lady of Asia may be gone now, but her witty punchlines and hugot lines will always be remembered.
Miriam Santiago hugot lines

Aside from her exemplary performance as a public servant, Santiago won the heart of Filipinos because of her unprecedented character as a lawmaker.

The following are the hugot line that will surely make you laugh:

1. “Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko.”

2. “Ang pag-ibig ko parang langka. LANGKAtapusan.”

3. “He is so ugly he should donate his face to the Parks and Wildlife Office in Quezon City”

4. Pwede ba kitang sabayan pauwi? Kasi sabi sa akin ng magulang ko, ‘Follow your dreams.”

5. Good news: Wala ka nang pimples! Bad news: Dahil wala nang space.”

6. “Question: What is the plural form of iced tea? Answer: Bottomless iced tea.”

7. “Question: What is the plural form of rice? Answer: Extra rice.”

8. “When the husband says, ‘Ako ang tigas sa amin.’ He really means: ‘Ako ang tigas-saing ng kanin, tigas-sampay ng labada, tigas-sama sa palengke at tigas-sundo sa eskwela ng mga bata.’”

9. “Galing mo din, ano? Di mo pa ako binabato tinamaan mo na ako.”

10. “Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan, kasi a girl like you is hard to find.”
11. “Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis, kasi pag ngumiti ka, may spark.”

12. “Sana exam mo na lang ako, para sagutin mo rin ako.”

13. “Bastos ka rin, ano? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko.”

14. “Google ka ba? Lahat kasi ng hinahanap ko sayo ko natagpuan.”

15. “Mention – Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang mention.”

16. “Punctuation – Sabi ng isang bata, “Daddy, pasukan na next week. Kailangan ko po ng punctuation.”

17. “A smart wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another woman.”

18. “Sana FB status ka na lang, para pwede kitang i-like.”

19. “Ibenta mo na bahay mo, total nandito ka na, nakatira sa puso ko.”

20. “Pangalan mo pa lang kinikilig na ako, paano pa kaya kung magkaapelyido na tayo?”

Source: ABS-CBN News